What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 01:22

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
Live and Let Die
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Dr No
You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-J W Pepper
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Moonraker